mom:how did you do on that math test you had last week
me:eh okay... i got a B
hips:no you didn't... you got a C..
me:mom my hips are lying..
mom:sweety.. hips don't lie.. ur grounded..
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or...
“Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down.”